don't keep a man guessing too long- he's sure to find the answer somewhere else

Sam(sex and the city) : Are we romantically-challenged or are we just sluts?

Sex and the city: Trey, I'm sick of being married to your penis

Dear Lord: The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal: You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign. Thy will be done.Homer Simpson

Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.Homer Simpson